Chuck Norris- CCS Version...

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1. Chuck Norris' computer doesnt have a "Ctrl" key. He is always on control.

2. Chuck Norris' code never needs to be optimized. It is so fast that it broke the speed of light and killed 37 MP evaluators.

3. Chuck Norris doesnt write codes. He stares at the computer screen until it gives him the program he wants.

4. Any java code runs faster when Chuck Norris stares at it.

5. If you get a ChuckNorrisException, you'd probably die.

6. When you divide Chuck Norris by 0. You will get a 1. One roundhouse kick in the face!

7. Chuck Norris is the only one who can make a file end in ".WAR"

8. Chuck Norris extends God.

9. Chuck Norris just has to write his name in his COMPRO exam and he automatically gets a 4.0

10. Your computer doesnt find error in Chuck Norris' code. Chuck Norris' code find the errors in your computer.

11. When you highlight Chuck Norris and press "Ctrl+C", your computer crashes. Nobody can copy Chuck Norris.

12. Your professors probably didnt teach you this but the Chuck Norris compiler compiles and decompiles everything, even your guts.

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