Windows Vista Source Code

// grab from kuya joseph

/*         GNOT General Public License!     (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation  */  #include “dos.h”  #include "win95.h"  #include “win98.h"  #include “sco_unix.h"  class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing  {}  int totalNewFeatures = 3;  int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0;  float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8;  boolean readyForRelease = FALSE;  void main {      while (!CRASHED) {      if (first_time_install) {          if ((installedRAM < 2GB) ||          (processorSpeed < 4GHz))          {              MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error.");              GetKeyPress();              BSOD();          }      }      Make10GBswapfile():      SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);      AddRandomDriver();      MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error.");      GetKeyPress();      BSOD();       }       //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");       //printf(Welcome to Windows XP");       printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”);       if (still_not_crashed){      CheckUserLicense();      DoubleCheckUserLicense();      TripleCheckUserLicense();      RelayUserDetaitsToRedmond();      DisplayFancyGraphics();      FlickerLED(hard_drive);      RunWindowsXP();      return LotsMoreMoney,        }  }