Friday, December 19, 2008
Meron na akong BABY!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
And the course card judgment is...
Windows Vista Source Code
| /* GNOT General Public License! (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation */ #include “dos.h” #include "win95.h" #include “win98.h" #include “sco_unix.h" class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing {} int totalNewFeatures = 3; int totalWorkingNewFeatures = 0; float numberOfBugs = 345889E+O8; boolean readyForRelease = FALSE; void main { while (!CRASHED) { if (first_time_install) { if ((installedRAM < 2GB) || (processorSpeed < 4GHz)) { MessageBox("Hardware incompatibility error."); GetKeyPress(); BSOD(); } } Make10GBswapfile(): SearchAndDestroy(FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE); AddRandomDriver(); MessageBox("Driver incompatibility error."); GetKeyPress(); BSOD(); } //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); //printf(Welcome to Windows XP"); printf (“Welcome to Windows Vista”); if (still_not_crashed){ CheckUserLicense(); DoubleCheckUserLicense(); TripleCheckUserLicense(); RelayUserDetaitsToRedmond(); DisplayFancyGraphics(); FlickerLED(hard_drive); RunWindowsXP(); return LotsMoreMoney, } } |
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Pinoy's Words of Wisdom
problemahin.
2. Always remember, kung kaya ng iba, ipagawa mo sa kanila. Don’t force
yourself, make life easy.
3. Hindi lahat ng gwapo may girlfriend.. . ang iba sa kanila may
boyfriend...
4. Don’t face your problem if your problem is your face; umiwas sa lahat ng
bagay na nakakaaninag- - salamin; microwave; stainless steel na kawali,
kaldero, kutsara, tinidor.
5. Di bale ng tamad, di naman pagod.
6. Praktis makes perfect but nobody’s perfect, so don’t praktis.
Monday, December 15, 2008
A Dog named FAITH
//got this from a forwarded email message from one of the pastors i know...
galing sobra.. :D
This is 'Faith' He was born with three legs - two healthy hind legs and one abnormal front leg which need to be amputated. He could not walk at birth. His mother did not want him. Therefore, he was thinking of 'putting him to sleep'. By this time, his present owner, Jude Stringfellow, met him and wanted to take care of him. Therefore she named him 'Faith'. In the beginning, she put Faith on a surfboard to let him feel the movements. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and reward for him to stand up and jump around. Even the other dog at home helped to encourage him to walk. Amazingly after only six months, like a miracle, Faith learned to balance on his two hind legs and jumped to move forward. After further training in the snow, he now can walk like a human being. Faith loves to walk around now. No matter where he goes, he just attracts all the people around him. He is now becoming famous on the international scene. He has appeared on various newspapers and TV shows. There is even one book entitled 'With a little faith' being published about him. He was even considered to appear in one of the Harry Potter movies. Jude has given up her teaching post and plans to take him around the world to preach that even without a perfect body, one can have a perfect soul'. In life there are always undesirable things. Perhaps one will feel better and change their point of view by looking at things from another direction.
This dog was born on Christmas Eve 2002.. His first owner also did not think that he can survive.
She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself.
I hope that this message will bring fresh new ways of thinking to everyone, and that everyone can appreciate and be thankful for each beautiful day that follows.
Faith is the continual demonstration of the Strength of Life…
Sunday, December 14, 2008
DOTA vs GF
Ang DOTA nag-isa lang yan sa mundo, ang GF napakarami nyan.
Ang GF iiwan ka. Si DOTA hindi.
Masmura MagDOTA kesa GF.
Si GF kadalasan nagagalit pag nagDODOTA ka. Si DOTA hindi nagagalit pag na kay GF.
Si DOTA P20.00 lang masaya na. Si GF P200.00 baka di pa masaya.
Pag nakakita ka ng ibang hero hindi nagagalit si DOTA. Pero pag nakakita ka ng ibang babae nagagalit si GF.
Si GF pag iniwan mo mahirap makipagbalikan. Pero si DOTA pag iniwan mo handa pa din tanggapin ka.
Pag nag brown out habang kasama si DOTA, malungkot. Pag nag brown out kasama si GF, sobrang saya!
Si DOTA,di magtatagal magsasawa ka pero pag si GF baka mapangasawa mo pa
Ang GF pwede kaung magyakapan. Ang DOTA di ka man lang mahawakan
Si DOTA lage ka na lang minumura. Si GF minsan minsan ka lang murahin.
Si DOTA pag wala ka sa mood ok lng sa kanya. si GF pag wala ka sa mood,away na.
Si GF hindi sa lahat ng oras andyan. si DOTA laging andyan.
Si DOTA nakakawala ng stress, si GF laging nagbibigay ng stress.
Si DOTA isang click lng susunod na, si GF hinde.
Ang worst problem sa DOTA kapag na-disconnect ka o nag-fatal error, Ang worst sa GF kapag sumablay ka, fatal error buhay niyo.
Sa dota pwede ka mang FINGER of death kahit sino, pag ginawa mo sa iba yun DEATH ang aabutin mo sa GF mo.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Why is the wedding ring worn on the fourth finger?
There is a beautiful and convincing explanation given by the Chinese.....
Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children
Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back
Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip
Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.
Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.
Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)...., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day.
Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse).
You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!